Have you been wondering what the bunny’s up to?

 

I know I have. In an attempt to discover more I planted a camera to see what she does while I’m gone all day. This is what I learned:

She’s an avid reader, and enjoys the short stories of John Updike on occasion.

The internet! She loves it, and often finds it hard to answer the many emails filling her inbox. Time management, bunny – you’ll learn.

God, hipster, amarite?

Truly shocking. I don’t even know what to say. At least take the price tag off, it’s so gauche.

 

BTW, I’m thinking of just copy-and-pasting this to my OKCupid profile under the “What I’m Doing With My Life” section, what do you guys think? Takers? Anyone? I’m expecting a considerable response, so I went ahead and got a separate email and phone, just to keep things easy-breezy. Too soon?